Safety Lane's definitions

Caesarean Compliment

A LARGE compliment of something or someone followed by 23 complaints, comments, and criticisms of who or what you just complimented

Caesarean Compliment: "You are the best husband ever" followed with comments, complaints, and criticisms for the next several hours

by Safety Lane March 29, 2022

Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately

You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!

by Safety Lane February 24, 2022