Definitions by Sacramento Solon

Dancing around the barn 

Metaphor used to describe a person that is attempting to avoid and delay answering questions being posed to them by replying with answers not related to the questions being asked.

During the police interrogation of the suspect, Sean, the young Irish cop, grew tired and shouted, "Okay, it's time to stop dancing around the barn, either give us the answers or go to jail!"

Dancing around the barn by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016

midget hitter 

A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.

Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.

midget hitter by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016