Ass-phyxiate

To pass powerful gas (or fart with serious stink) while in a confined space

My wife ass-phyxiated us in the car on the way here

by SRK blade December 02, 2017

joker fish

the people you meet daily that are so ridiculous the only thing you can say is "whaaaaat". A completely new level of retared. When you meet someone where a helmet is not enough.

"Did you see that girl at the party last night?"
"The one who tried to lick everyone, yeah she is such a joker fish!"

by SRK blade October 10, 2009