Definitions by SRK blade

Ass-phyxiate 

To pass powerful gas (or fart with serious stink) while in a confined space

My wife ass-phyxiated us in the car on the way here

Ass-phyxiate by SRK blade December 2, 2017

joker fish 

the people you meet daily that are so ridiculous the only thing you can say is "whaaaaat". A completely new level of retared. When you meet someone where a helmet is not enough.

"Did you see that girl at the party last night?"
"The one who tried to lick everyone, yeah she is such a joker fish!"

joker fish by SRK blade October 10, 2009