SMSchoirboy's definitions

Better Than Sex

A phrase used way to much, I can understand somethings can be pretty awesome, but seriously, making a really long light before it turns red is not better than sex.

Nico: I know you're really hungry, but don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?

Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.

Nico: No, no it isn't.

Queen of England: Whatevs

by SMSchoirboy June 2, 2012

Jump Nazi

A person in a first person shooter who jumps in order to gain an advantage over an enemy. This maneuver may be executed while turning a corner to surprise their foe around said corner, or in open conflict. When killed by a jumper nazi, one feels the need to rant about their death, insulting the enemy, and try to convince themselves that they would have killed that bastard had they not jumped.

SMSchoirboy: Damn it, that jump nazi just got me... damn n00b.

TSwift_is_a_babe: I'm such a n00b.

by SMSchoirboy January 1, 2012

Publish Cheating

Publish Cheating is the act of adding a word to the Urban Dictionary and then editing the Urban Dictionary until you see the word you submitted and publish it, however, publish cheating does not always guarantee the word you submitted will be published. I have currently editted over 900 words in the hopes of getting my definitions published, and it has worked for most of them.

I sincerly doubt my definition of batterball would have been published had I not been publish cheating at the time.

by SMSchoirboy October 25, 2011