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Definitions by SMLI R2
mattews shopping list
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when you
give
somone
a
blow job
in a store when its open
"dude
i just
got a mattews
shopping list
in
walmart
"
mattews shopping list
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SMLI R2
August 28, 2009
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mathews dream
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getting
a boner when
another
dude falls asleep
on you
"dude he totaly had a
mathews
dream
in
the van
"
mathews dream
by
SMLI R2
August 28, 2009
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jonnys fantasy
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putting
your face
between megan foxs boobs and
blowing
also known as a fun day
"i could go for a jonnys
fantasy
right now
that would be a
fun
day"
jonnys fantasy
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SMLI R2
August 28, 2009
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