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Definitions by SMLI R2

mattews shopping list 

when you give somone a blow job in a store when its open
"dude i just got a mattews shopping list in walmart"
mattews shopping list by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

mathews dream 

getting a boner when another dude falls asleep on you
"dude he totaly had a mathews dream in the van"
mathews dream by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

jonnys fantasy

putting your face between megan foxs boobs and blowing also known as a fun day
"i could go for a jonnys fantasy right now that would be a fun day"
jonnys fantasy by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009