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Refers to a non-menthol cigarette.Is called a red because of the red marking on its crush proof pack.Reds are also called full flavor cigarettes or regulars.Most popular brand is the Marborolo Red.
Dude #1:Hey gotta smoke?
Dude#2:Yea here.
Dude#1:Awhh!Is it a Red?
Dude#2:Yea why?
Dude#1:Reds make me sick,take it back.
by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ March 06, 2005

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Refers to the nasty brand of beer called Milwaukee's Best Lite.This is one of the worst tasting beers that was ever brewed.Imangine taking a sip from a cup that tastes like someone pissed in it 3 hours before you drank it well that would be the aweful taste of "The Beast".Word of advice when drinking beer go for a lager not a piss colored or tasting frost brewed peice of crap.
Man#1:Wanna cold one?
Man#2:Yea sure.
Man#1: You Want Yungling or "The Beast"?
Man#2:Yungling bro "The Beast" tastes like Im swishing around piss in my mouth.
by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ March 12, 2005

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When a man is about to preform oral sexual pleasures on a woman, then out of nowhere that woman releases a quief or vaginal flatulance into the males face spraying him with hott air that reakes of sulfure and some what feels like a dragons breath.
i gave tom the worst case of dragons breath last night.said flo.
by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 28, 2005

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this is the classic haggard-ass mustache that is split in the center.this ranchey latino looking stache goes very well with the hairdo the mullet.its mostly worn by redneck hillbillies,latinos,and teenagers who are trying to grow facial hair witch they think looks like it makes them look old enough to by beer.

i need to shave i think i have a sanchez coing in.
i need to shave i think i have a sanchez coming in.
by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 28, 2005

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uncut skin srounding the very tip of the penis also known as faggot's bubble gum.
dude i really need to do something about my foreskin its causing a massive jizz block in my urthera.
by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 27, 2005

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This is a simple maneuver where you withdraw your shaft from the bowels of her anus and place it directly into her mouth for a cleaning. Apparently some guy named Carl first tried this.
Ted:I could never do anal sex with tammy my pen15 would be all covered with shit.
Ned:Thats why you give her a hot carl plus it saves you time,water,and soap.
by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 28, 2005

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