Definitions by SARGEANT JOHNSON, BITCH

ShitBox 360 

The XBOX 360 Arcade. Why would someone in their right minds buy this piece of shit over the normal 360?
Is NOT compatible with basic XBOX games. So you can't play Halo or Halo 2 unless you have a computer.

Halo Master-"omg for christmas i got an XBOX 360!!!"
Loser Kid-"Aw, man all i got was the ShitBox 360..."

ShitBox 360 by SARGEANT JOHNSON, BITCH April 19, 2008

Magical Warthog of Hope and Wonder 

The Magical Warthog of Hope and Wonder is a device used toward the end of Halo 3 that is a MAGICAL Warthog (Jeep) that is damn near invincible. It is only considered to be this awesome when it is manned by the Arbiter. (Master Chief...psh)

-"Master Cheef make teh (magical warthog of hope and wonder) heavy, Master Cheef make the Warthog anti-Arbiter. ITS ALL MASTER CHEEFS FAULT!!!"

Magical Warthog of Hope and Wonder by SARGEANT JOHNSON, BITCH April 15, 2008

Blastin' out da Farm 

An event that takes place each month, sometimes as many as twice a week, that involves the get-together of many heavily trained men and women to fight each other to the death, usually ending in a dual from The farm to the transport vehicles. Typical weapons for this gunfight include: SW Combat Shotguns, SW Sniper Rifles, Desert Eagle .44 Magnums, Colt .45's and most memorably M16's. Much money is spent on this event.

-Hey man, did you hear the results from when when we were blastin' out da farm?

Blastin' out da Farm by SARGEANT JOHNSON, BITCH April 13, 2008