Definitions by S..A..R..A the drummer girl

Pattonophilia 

When someone is obsessed with Mike Patton, his music and his voice.

I am a Pattonophile.

There is a certain amount of Pattonophilia going on with me at the moment.

Pattonophilia by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 30, 2006

Ashlee Simpson

She's only famous because of her sister. She has a horrible raspy singing voice and apparently is against lip-synching. Oh sure....

She is NOT punk rock. Just because she has dark hair and wears t-shirts that says 'punk' on it does not make her 'rock 'n roll'. Hell, she doesn't even DESERVE that title!

Also, when it comes to looks, Ashlee Simpson just doesn't cut it. She is ugly and has a rather large nose.

If someone forced me to either listen to Ashlee or Jessica, I'd choose Jessica hands down.

Ashlee Simpson is ugly. Fact.

Ashlee Simpson by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 28, 2006

Layne Staley 

Frontman for grunge band 'Alice in Chains'. He had a mesmerising voice and a troubled life. He died on April 5th 2002 in the worst way possible. He had taken a mixture of cocaine and heroin known as a 'speedball' and overdosed on it. The creepy thing was that his body was found two weeks after he had actually died. This is why you don't do drugs, kids!

Kurt Cobain and Layne Staley both died on the same day (April 5th) and they were both heroin addicts. Is there some kind of connection here?

I love Layne's voice on 'Down in a Hole'. It's hauntingly beautiful.

Layne Staley by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 27, 2006

Drugs

There are two types of drugs:

1) Good drugs: These have been given to you by a doctor to make you better whatever the case may be. Examples are penicillin.

2) Bad drugs: There are many examples of these. Heroin, crack, cocaine, speed, etc. Once you try these, your hooked (or should that be 'fucked'?). There are many diffrent reasons why people take these drugs but the important thing to remember is, they'll ruin your life.

Let us not forget that alcohol and caffeine are drugs too.

Two examples of drugs:
1) Doctor: Take two of these everyday and you'll feel right as rain in about two weeks.

2) Person X decided to try coke. He got addicted to it and fucked up his life.

Drugs by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 27, 2006

Pantera 

The Gods of heavy metal. Fuck Metallica, Pantera are the shit and they had one of the best fucking guitarists in the world. R.I.P Dimebag Darrell. We miss you!

Listening to Pantera is like being kicked in the head repeatedly. In a good way...

Pantera by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 22, 2006

Fashion 

A waste of time. No seriously, why would you want to follow the latest trends? You waste your hard earned money on something that's 'in' and then when it's out...well let's just say you're in deep shit!

I hate people who follow fashion. They're all close minded, dumb retards. I'll see you in hell...

People who follow fashion are retards. Enough said.

Fashion by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 21, 2006

baby 

Horrible little creatures from 'God' (if there is one). Retarded people think they're cute. What's so cute about a little machine that cries, pisses and shits everywhere?

They're also the cause of suicide. See post-natal depression.

I'm never going to have a baby. I want a life thank you very much.

baby by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 21, 2006