When an older mans penis has shrunk but his balls have become larger and saggier than ever and you piss on them when you sit down to pee.
This happens when you have a weak piss stream, to overcome that you need a good initial pee blast so the urine doesn't drip down your ballsack and then lastly and sadly into the toilet bowl.
This is when you have "Pissballs".
This happens when you have a weak piss stream, to overcome that you need a good initial pee blast so the urine doesn't drip down your ballsack and then lastly and sadly into the toilet bowl.
This is when you have "Pissballs".
It's sad enough that I sit down to pee but it's very humiliating when I piss on my own balls when I don't use enough pressure to shoot out a strong stream into the toilet bowl.
I experience pissballs at least once a week.
I experience pissballs at least once a week.
by S. S. D. September 09, 2022
When a person (usually a woman and common with receptionists) won't shut the fuck up and have to speak just for the sake of speaking. The fact that they have nothing productive to say will not stop them. They have to talk like they just won the lottery - the word lottery that is. They will babble to themselves, make inaudible sounds, start stupid conversations that make no sense, ask questions that have no answers, use fake English accents etc... They spend words like they won't be on the planet tomorrow. You fantasize of killing yourself (or them) just to get some peace.
She just keeps on babbling like a complete moron. Did she just win the word lottery? Does she have to spend every fucking word she owns today? Will she just shut up and save something for another day?
by S. S. D. June 08, 2009