Definitions by S. Michael Simms

Aerogeek

A person who is hopelessly obsessed with the rock band Aerosmith.

"I can't believe that Aerogeek named his firstborn child 'Cryincrazy Amazacrazy'."

Merch

variation on the classic twat also usable as a term of endearment (at one's own peril)

Man: How's my little twatkins doing this evening?

Man's Wife: Excuse me? Did you just call me "twatkins"?

Merch