2 definitions by Sæmi Hemma

Saemi - colloquial word for the Latin term Manus collum
Pronunciation; Saïhmee.
Pronoun. Plur; Saemis

Definition; The name given to a man's penis if it is bent around 45 degrees to the left or right (or a concavity of an equivalent deviation
(commonly bending upwards at the same time)
Arten; "damn, look at my cock....its not even funny any more"
Stefan; "wtf..Why are you telling me that dude"
Arten; "the girls man..."
Stefan; "yep..can't run away from a class-A saemi"
by Sæmi Hemma May 21, 2008
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A NOUN/VERB

The position when one white man gets double penetrated from behind by a black man and a mexican, preferably both having a "Saemi" cock (for further reference please see "Saemi")

Eric:Hey Edvard! How did you like the Christian yesterday?
Edvard:Hey Eric! It was excellent, my anus hasn't stopped bleeding and I can't take a seat

Steven & Sam: We're gonna do you so fucking Christian right now

George: NOOOO! Not the Christian
by Sæmi Hemma May 15, 2008
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