Kiwi

Its a harry styles song on the HS1 album

and its flipping amazing I know it by heart

mom: what fruits do you want

me: kiwis, please

my mom: why and arent you allergic

me: because SHE WORKED HER WAY THROUGH A CHEAP PACK OF CIGARETTES HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BIT OF INTELLECT AND ALL THE BOYS THEY WERE SAYING THEY WERE INTO IT SUCH A PRETTY FACE ON A PRETTY NECK....

by S*M*N.COWBELL.HATE.PAGE May 04, 2021

Olivia

is olivia even a person ,
is she an emotion,is

she a place, we don't know.

SHE IS NOT OLIVIA WILDE

EVEN THOUGH HARRY AND HER ARE CUTESY.

by S*M*N.COWBELL.HATE.PAGE May 04, 2021

duplicity

it's none of the worlds business only Wattpad readers

sister:do you know what duplicity is

me:no no hehhe no i don't

by S*M*N.COWBELL.HATE.PAGE May 04, 2021

One direction

One direction is THE BEST BAND EVER, and they lied to ALL OF US US SAYING THEY WERE COMING BACK AFTER THEYRE 18 MONTHS HIATUS.
anyways one direction is consisted of, NIALL HORAN ( AKA NIGEL)
THEN WE HAVE LIAM PAYNE ( ALL PAYNE NO LIAM ), then there is LOUIS TOMLINSON ( TOMMO)
next, we have Louis man HARRY STYLES ( AKA HAROLD) THEN WE HAVE ZAYN MALIK AHHHHH and in the words of harry ( RINGO) AND OT4S SUCK GO LISTEN TO ZAYN HEHEHHEH LOVE HIM

WE HATE MANAGEMENT BTW HEHE AND SIMON COWBELL.

GO STREAM MADE IN THE A.M

GO STREAM FOUR

GO STREAM MIDNIGHT MEMORIES

GO STREAM UP ALL NIGHT

GO STREAM TAKE ME HOME

A; WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND

ME : ONE DIRECTION

A: BUT THEY BROKE UP
ME: SHUT UP CRUSTY MUSTY

by S*M*N.COWBELL.HATE.PAGE May 04, 2021