Definitions by Ryder "Danger" Sturt

Shrunken soldier

When the male penis becomes shriveled and shrinks, considerably reducing its size to that of a five year old child.

I cant get out of the pool right now, i have a bad case of shrunken soldier.

Just thinking about fucking that girl gives me shrunken soldier.

The term used for a someone you would love to fuck but know you will never get a chance.

I would love to fuck my wife's sister even though i never will have the chance, shes my white whale.

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