Ryan boone's definitions

Blair's MIL

I fine specimen of a mature woman. Acts shy but when she goes down on you it's like she's giving your junk a secret handshake like a long lost friend she hasn't seen in a while. She likes nothing more than to Netflix and chill with a nice glass of vino. Whenever you're lonely be sure to hit up Blair's mil.

After the golf course I need to stop at Blair's MIL's house for A quick game of hide the salami.

by Ryan boone June 26, 2022

Brian LeClaire

A Frenchman , slab master, supreme male.

I was on the lake and pulled a Brian LeClaire and ended up with a boat full of slabs.

by Ryan boone October 26, 2019

Blair Smallbone

Another word for human fecies

I took a blair smallbone

by Ryan boone October 25, 2019