Ryan Jackson's definitions

in the black

It is a state of a financial success. You will know you are in the black as soon as the ladies come to mate and the nobodies come to hate.

Lady: That's a nice watch watch you got there
Lady: Yeah, it really is
Ryan: Well I am currently in the black
Lady: Oh, that's good to know...
Lady 2: Really good to know...
Ryan: How about you and your friend come up to room 118 later tonight and I'll show you how good it really is to be in the black
Lady: ooo
Lady 2: I like that idea
Ryan: Booya...

by Ryan Jackson September 24, 2006

samuel

There is only one. And his last name is Jackson

Samuel L. Jackson starred in a colossal, genre-breaking, hilarious film known as Snakes on a Plane.

He has surpassed Denzel's swagger in my books.

by Ryan Jackson August 18, 2006

Swaggified

-verb

To be of witness to the attestation of a male or female's swagger. Most often, the person just knows that he or she has been swaggified.

Kim: Dad, I can't believe you're alive!
President Palmer: Jack, thank you again for saving the world. I will swaggify you, even though you have undoubtedly been swaggified at birth.
Jack Bauer: I know, Mr. President. I know.
Kim: Swaggified?
President Palmer: Swaggified!
Jack Bauer: Swaggified.

by Ryan Jackson February 7, 2007

sickadocious

n. beyond sick, beyond atrocious; simply ill to the extreme

Dominik: "The Streets are sick on the mic."
Ryan: "Yes, but B.I.G is simply sickadocious."
Phil: "That's very true."
Tristan: "Shut up ffffag."

by Ryan Jackson October 6, 2005