Definitions by Ryan Dacey

Chode Bowler

Definition: One who is skilled in the art of fucking things up.

"Aaron is such a CHODE BOWLER for setting that fetus on fire"

"Eric really told that CHODE BOWLER to fork himself off good'un!"

Chode Bowler by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005

Jollocks

Also spelled "j0ll0ck5". From "leet speak", a typographical language originating from nerdy Asian kids with no testicular activity.

Definition: One with no testicles; a lack of nuttage.

"t3h j0ll0cks 15 teh bs37!!!"
(The JOLLOCKS is the best)

"You brother is teh j0ll0ck5, James."

Jollocks by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005

Chum Scrubber 

One who scrubs semen off of various objects, sometimes to conceal the act of having jerked off.

"Hey check out Eric! He's a CHUM SCRUBBER"

"You are the biggest CHUM SCRUBBER alive, Dan."

Chum Scrubber by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005

Snatch Gambler 

One who gambles with the snatch.

"Don't hang out with her unless you are confident in your SNATCH GABMLER skills."

"Mark's mom is a SNATCH GAAMBLER. I saw her with my sister yesterday on the kitchen floor!"

Snatch Gambler by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005