Definitions by Ryan Cantu

split your wig 

To really pound a girl in the paints. When a girl grows out hair on her pubic region it looks like a little wig. So if she is lucky, she might get it split.

Girl if you keep acting like that I'm going to take you in the back and "Split your Wig".

split your wig by Ryan Cantu December 25, 2007

Clam Beach 

Discribing a period of time when you are completly surrounded by chics. clam

Lets go to the titty bars tonight, last Friday it was a total clam beach and smelled like one too.

Clam Beach by Ryan Cantu September 30, 2006

good punch in the pants 

A really good pounding on a girls vagina. To really just fuck the shit out of a girls vertical smile.

"Man, I sure would like to give that chic a good punch in the pants".

good punch in the pants by Ryan Cantu September 30, 2006