Definitions by Ryan C.

PMS 

an acronym for Pissy Mood Syndrome.

Dude, Gabrielle is totally going through PMS. Stay away from her.

PMS by Ryan C. June 9, 2005

Texas Teaser 

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Texas Teaser by Ryan C. April 17, 2003