Definitions by Ryan + Jeff

Big Sexy

A single, impotent, meaty breasted failure who enjoys playing the trumpet and dining with his fat family.

Big sexy has sorry dough eyes and a new Olypia Sports Tshirt

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The sharp strong itching sensation occuring in the rectum that makes u swerve in your chair.

Yikes! that was some anal tickle in history class...i wanted to card swipe my ass it was so powerful

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