1 definition by Ryan Lavaca
The place that fags/butt pirates/rump ranger/bum ninja/fudge packer/ralph nader voters/portland/san fransisco residents avoid, except while shopping with fag hags, and then only to watch them model plus-sized stretch pants.
George W. Bush and all true American males like to plunder the birthhole, unlike grab-ass faggots like Osama bin Laden and Jacque Chirac, who prefer bum-licking.
by Ryan Lavaca December 19, 2004