Definitions by Rutherfraud Hayes

Shotacon 

The thing that grinds my everloving gears

every time I see shotacon art it pisses me off with an undying rage

Shotacon by Rutherfraud Hayes May 31, 2025

the dog will get it

The thing you say when you spill food on the ground and don't want to pick it up.

Person A: *is getting a bowl of Doritos, and one falls on the floor*
Person B: "Are you gonna pick that up?"
Person A: "The dog will get it"

the dog will get it by Rutherfraud Hayes May 26, 2025

gwdfi

The reason Scratch.mit.edu needs antitrust.

Griffpatch and GWDFI hold a monopoly over Scratch. Where is Theodore Roosevelt when we need him?

gwdfi by Rutherfraud Hayes April 27, 2025

Crush 

A shit eating suckup.

"I am sure that girl is crushing on me, she's sucking the hell up"

Crush by Rutherfraud Hayes April 9, 2025

Samuel Tilden 

The man who won in 1876 really, but was stolen of a victory by the Electoral Commission.

I am sick and tired of Grant shills claiming His Fraudulency was elected democratically. Southern Tilden votes were thrown out by Grant and his cronies despite the Colorado state legislature having a faux majority, the rampant fraud in the South, and the obstructionism of Congress. Samuel Tilden stood up to President Grant and the Republicans punished him for it. This catastrophe could've been averted had we never entangled ourselves into slavery, which in the long term would have ensured a free and fair Tilden victory. It would've also ensured Al Gore his 2000 victory, as minority voters wouldn't have been disenfranchised in Florida. 124 years apart, and nearly the same circumstances.

Samuel Tilden by Rutherfraud Hayes March 16, 2025