Rustled Jimmies's definitions

the kristen

A type of walk where you waddle clenching your butt cheeks because of the horrendous anal sex you just had.

"Wow, she must have gotten it good. She's doing the Kristen"

by Rustled Jimmies February 6, 2018

Cliffed

When a friend makes plans with you and they cancel at the last minute.

We were supposed to go to the football game together and he totally cliffed me.

by Rustled Jimmies December 17, 2022