Definitions by Russell Carroll

Bargoyle

A woman way past her expiration date that continues to frequent bars expecting a different outcome in spite of her consistent behavior.

Did you see that Bargoyle lisa hanging out at the club? Fucking pathetic

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set of tits so floppy they lay to the sides when a woman is on her back. the nipples face the walls; hence, wall watchers.

Lisa's got a set of wall watchers on her, doesn't she!

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