Definitions by Rupert and Henry

Clagnut 

One of the collection of entangled pieces of shit, paper and pubes that often occur following a particularly sticky dump.
The human equivalent to a dag. Can be used to insult.

Rupert arose from giving Henry a damn fine arse licking, but Henry refused to thank him until he removed the clagnuts that were stuck in his teeth.

Clagnut by Rupert and Henry September 10, 2011

sod it

Same as bugger it, as in fuck it but in it's arse.
Strangely, considered more polite.
Derived from sodomy.

We could put the shelf up, but sod it, let's go down the pub.

sod it by Rupert and Henry September 21, 2009

Kennelling 

A mixture between Dogging and Cottaging, whereby participants flick the lights on and off in a public toilet before embarking on a sexual adventure for the viewing pleasure of an assembled audience.

During a particularly bad case of the horn, Rupert and Henry decided to go down to the heath for some kennelling.

Kennelling by Rupert and Henry October 21, 2008