Definitions by Rubba Slim

Skippy Johnson

When you rip out a girl's molars with a pair of pliers, then give her an orgasm by sticking a cow's heart up her ass.

Even though she was only on her 3rd date with Derek, Kelly knew by the needle nose pliers and miscellaneous cow parts strewn across his apartment that she was in for a Skippy Johnson as soon as she finished her Long Island Iced Tea.

Skippy Johnson by Rubba Slim December 15, 2008

Skippy Johnson

When you rip out a girl's molars with a pair of pliers, then give her an orgasm by sticking a cow's heart up her ass.

Even though she was only on her 3rd date with Derek, Kelly knew by the needle nose pliers and miscellaneous cow parts strewn across his apartment that she was in for a Skippy Johnson as soon as she finished her Long Island Iced Tea.

Skippy Johnson by Rubba Slim December 14, 2008

Chinchussy 

Chinchilla pussy, as in, the vagina of a small rodent known as a "Chinchilla."

Damn, son, did you peep the Chinchussy in that cage?

Chinchussy by Rubba Slim April 27, 2007