Definitions by Rub the chicken man!

Egg Master 

An alternative name for a creature that lays eggs. Usually given to animals that lay bigger eggs than usual.

That bird is a bloody egg master!

Egg Master by Rub the chicken man! February 1, 2022

Thongus 

Penis pain caused by too many boners.

‘Jimmy had thongus during maths class.’

Thongus by Rub the chicken man! May 31, 2021

Razic 

The unwanted boners.

‘Jimmy has a razic during class.’

Razic by Rub the chicken man! May 28, 2021