Definitions by Roy Orbison

valved 

To have it up the arse (roughly).

Man 1: Where you been squire?
Man 2: Got valved
Man 1: Man..... that shits fence
Man 2: Not with a bottle of wine it aint
Man 1: Hmmmmmmmmmm dank, it must flow better

valved by Roy Orbison January 3, 2007