fap dancing

A "classy" term for jerking off.

Rowen: "Cya guys, I gotta go back to my room and go fap dancing."
Michael: "You slut."

by Rowen Tych April 16, 2005

hamdibble

The act of fingering a fat chick in the anus.

Rowen: "Dude, I totally hamdibbled Gretchen last night in the salty chocolate hole."
Kristin: "That's hot!! Invite me next time!"

by Rowen Tych April 10, 2005