Oak Park

A suburb directly west of Chicago. Half the bungalows are occupied by lesbians with two kids from sperm donation, the other annoyingly normal families. The apartments on Washington Street are all occupied by no-dad black families with teens that cross over to the neighboring Austin ghetto to get pot and bootleg copies of "Twilight"
I live in Oak Park.
by Rowdy_801 January 23, 2009
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Scallops

The type of seafood that Samantha burns like.
SAMANTHA! YOU'RE BURNING LIKE THE SCALLOPS!
by Rowdy_801 January 12, 2009
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Utard

1) Stereotypical, obnoxious person from Utah. Almost always Mormon, big into snowboarding, Republican, etc.

2) A dialect native to Utah, often spoken by said people.
1) UTARD: Hey, dudes, lets go play a wicked game of Gatorade Pong after we're done hitting the slopes!
ME: Shut the fuck up, you're such a Utard.

2) UTARD: My house is in between the moun'n and the crick in American Fark.
by Rowdy_801 March 20, 2013
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