Definitions by Rowdy_801

Five Dollar Footlong 

1) Subway's deal, getting a footlong sandwich for $5
2) Its in my pants. Nuff Said.

LAUREN CONRAD: OMG this Five Dollar Footlong is so delicious and juicy
AUDRINA PARTRIGE: And big enough for us to share!

Five Dollar Footlong by Rowdy_801 February 28, 2009

Oak Park 

A suburb directly west of Chicago. Half the bungalows are occupied by lesbians with two kids from sperm donation, the other annoyingly normal families. The apartments on Washington Street are all occupied by no-dad black families with teens that cross over to the neighboring Austin ghetto to get pot and bootleg copies of "Twilight"

I live in Oak Park.

Oak Park by Rowdy_801 January 23, 2009

Scallops 

The type of seafood that Samantha burns like.

SAMANTHA! YOU'RE BURNING LIKE THE SCALLOPS!

Scallops by Rowdy_801 January 11, 2009