Scallops

The type of seafood that Samantha burns like.
SAMANTHA! YOU'RE BURNING LIKE THE SCALLOPS!
by Rowdy_801 January 12, 2009
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Utard

1) Stereotypical, obnoxious person from Utah. Almost always Mormon, big into snowboarding, Republican, etc.

2) A dialect native to Utah, often spoken by said people.
1) UTARD: Hey, dudes, lets go play a wicked game of Gatorade Pong after we're done hitting the slopes!
ME: Shut the fuck up, you're such a Utard.

2) UTARD: My house is in between the moun'n and the crick in American Fark.
by Rowdy_801 March 20, 2013
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heroin tetris

These cookies are more addictive than heroin tetris
by Rowdy_801 August 02, 2010
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