Ronald Murphy's definitions
Unfathomable physical, psychological, and spiritual trauma from eating misshapen food at a restaurant, which inevitably causes explosive diarrhea and projectile vomiting. The syndrome is difficult for medical and mental health professionals to diagnose, as they feature elements of psychosis, poly-substance use, and demonic possession.
"I've WebMDed my symptoms and it appears that I have butt cancer... or Tanzy."
"The plane had to have an emergency landing due to three of it's passengers presenting with Tanzy Fever."
"I'd rather have a finger in my buzzball and two broken gonads than endure Tanzy"
"The plane had to have an emergency landing due to three of it's passengers presenting with Tanzy Fever."
"I'd rather have a finger in my buzzball and two broken gonads than endure Tanzy"
by Ronald Murphy September 25, 2017
Get the Tanzymug.