sack swabbler

a male and/or female that finds overwhelming satisfaction in having a scrotum in or around their mouth.

Ralphard J. Nixon McFinklestein is quite a sack swabbler, my coinpurse is thrashed raw!

by Ron Kromer April 03, 2008

hot pocket

Common trickery, usually satisfying at a hotel, when a person defecates into a pillowcase just before bailing out resulting in a very disgruntled housekeepers hand.

We were still laughing an hour after Ralphard gave the housekeeper the old hot pocket.

by Ron Kromer April 03, 2008