Definitions by Ron Kromer

hot pocket 

Common trickery, usually satisfying at a hotel, when a person defecates into a pillowcase just before bailing out resulting in a very disgruntled housekeepers hand.

We were still laughing an hour after Ralphard gave the housekeeper the old hot pocket.

hot pocket by Ron Kromer April 3, 2008

sack swabbler 

a male and/or female that finds overwhelming satisfaction in having a scrotum in or around their mouth.

Ralphard J. Nixon McFinklestein is quite a sack swabbler, my coinpurse is thrashed raw!

sack swabbler by Ron Kromer April 2, 2008