3 definitions by Roland Apricot

An instrument designed, thought up, or made by a wanker. In the same way the sousaphone was developed by John Philip Sousa.

1. A tuba designed for marching, designed in America. This instrument sits upon the left shoulder of the player with the bell facing forward, with the player reaching across their body to press down the valves. This instrument is, on the whole, useless. It was ocviously created by a wanker.

2. A trombone that uses, instead of a slide system, a valve system similar to that of the trumpet, French horn or tuba. A valved trombone's sound is reedy and jerky-sounding. Practically all professional trombonists wouldn't go near one, and it is the opinion of most sane trombonists that it was created by a wanker.
"Stop playing that stupid wankerphone!!"
by Roland Apricot November 21, 2005
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A physical action in anime when a character falls over out of sheer exasperation. Usually after another character says something really stupid. Used for comic purposes.

Really funny when done in real life.
Character 1: This guy's a decendant of the famous Dr. Faust who made a pact with the devil. He's dangerous!
Character 2: So... that's why he's wearing a white jacket! Because he's a doctor!

*Character 1 face vaults*
by Roland Apricot November 25, 2005
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the term "go me" when put into a mobile phone (or cell phone) using the predictive text function and not changed to the correct words. The words automatically chosen by the phone are "in" and "of".

This term is beginning to be used among internet users similarly to the way the terms "zomg" and "teh" became popular through typos.
I just got the job I applied for! In of!
by Roland Apricot November 22, 2005
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