Definitions by RogueX

DrunkMikey 

Someone who, even when drunk, is so polite that they apologize to inanimate objects despite it being his own fault.

He’s such a DrunkMikey, he dropped a bottle of maple syrup on his foot - said sorry to syrup.

DrunkMikey by RogueX September 22, 2023

DrunkTommy 

Someone who, while drinking, not only maintains a sense of decorum, but can still speak in complete sentences.

Despite drinking 17 shots of Jager, he was a total DrunkTommy and argued his way out of a public intoxication arrest.

DrunkTommy by RogueX August 20, 2022

DrunkTommy 

Someone who, while drinking, not only maintains a sense of decorum, but can still speak in complete sentences.

Despite drinking 17 shots of Jager, he was a total DrunkTommy and argued his way out of a public intoxication arrest

DrunkTommy by RogueX August 20, 2022

DrunkTommy 

Someone who, while drinking, not only maintains a sense of decorum, but can still speak in complete sentences.

Despite drinking 17 shots of Jager, he was a total DrunkTommy and argued his way out of a public intoxication arrest

DrunkTommy by RogueX August 20, 2022

trench dick 

Not allowing enough time for the penis to dry in between intercourse sessions results in an infection known as trench dick. It has virtually the same symptoms as trench foot, only in the groin region.

Sally i gots me trench dick so i cant fuck

trench dick by RogueX April 19, 2004