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Definitions by Roger Halunen

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.
You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!
Audio Jacked by Roger Halunen September 6, 2008

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.
You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!
Audio Jacked by Roger Halunen September 4, 2008

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.
You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!
Audio Jacked by Roger Halunen July 28, 2008
The act of taking a story, throwing out the majority of the facts, building up the sensationalism and entertainment value, then presenting it as news.
The Foxify version; A drunken Armadillo takes car for a joy ride!

The facts; A wayward Armadillo crossing the freeway is hit by a car and rolls up on the hood causing the driver to swerve off the road.
Foxify by Roger Halunen January 30, 2007

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.
You’re sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you’re finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations, you’ve just been audio jacked!

Mesomyopic 

Showing a lack of foresight or long term planning in Mesopotamia (A geographic region in the Middle East also known as Persia or Iraq).
George W. Bush has proven to be Mesomyopic with his approach to the war, insurgency, or reconstruction in the Middle East
Mesomyopic by Roger Halunen April 9, 2006

Cellcoholic

The Cellcoholic decided to have a little “Hair of the Dog” and made a call first thing in the morning.

Feeling despondent and lonely the Cellcoholic decided to call someone.

This time, the Cellcoholic thought, I can stop at just one call.
Cellcoholic by Roger Halunen January 20, 2006