Definitions by Roger Halunen
Audio Jacked
You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!
Audio Jacked by Roger Halunen September 6, 2008
Audio Jacked
You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!
Audio Jacked by Roger Halunen September 4, 2008
Audio Jacked
You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!
Audio Jacked by Roger Halunen July 28, 2008
Foxify
The act of taking a story, throwing out the majority of the facts, building up the sensationalism and entertainment value, then presenting it as news.
The Foxify version; A drunken Armadillo takes car for a joy ride!
The facts; A wayward Armadillo crossing the freeway is hit by a car and rolls up on the hood causing the driver to swerve off the road.
The facts; A wayward Armadillo crossing the freeway is hit by a car and rolls up on the hood causing the driver to swerve off the road.
Foxify by Roger Halunen January 30, 2007
Audio Jacked
You’re sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you’re finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations, you’ve just been audio jacked!
Audio Jacked by Roger Halunen May 26, 2006
Mesomyopic
Showing a lack of foresight or long term planning in Mesopotamia (A geographic region in the Middle East also known as Persia or Iraq).
George W. Bush has proven to be Mesomyopic with his approach to the war, insurgency, or reconstruction in the Middle East
Mesomyopic by Roger Halunen April 9, 2006
Cellcoholic
The Cellcoholic decided to have a little “Hair of the Dog” and made a call first thing in the morning.
Feeling despondent and lonely the Cellcoholic decided to call someone.
This time, the Cellcoholic thought, I can stop at just one call.
Feeling despondent and lonely the Cellcoholic decided to call someone.
This time, the Cellcoholic thought, I can stop at just one call.
Cellcoholic by Roger Halunen January 20, 2006