Definitions by Roger Elliot

Scott Morrison

A fucking mint euphemism for taking a shit. (Replaces taking a "Chad Kroeger", who has since been dethroned.)

That dodgy curry made me need to take an explosive Scott Morrison.

Scott Morrison by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021

French Doorknob 

When a man packs both his penis and testicles entirely in a woman's vagina simultaneously.

Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.

French Doorknob by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021