Definitions by Roderick Brown
cactus punch
placing a section of PVC pipe in someone's butt, then sticking barbed wire into the butt via PVC pipe. initially, the barbed wire is contained within the PVC pipe. you then remove the PVC pipe, leaving the butt free to clamp down around the barbed wire. many people use this as stimulation before, during, or after sex.
cactus punch by Roderick Brown January 21, 2013
unicorn goggles
the act of covering each of your lover's eyes with one testicle while your erection rests its base on their forehead extending outwards like a horn
unicorn goggles by Roderick Brown January 21, 2013