RocktheJordan's definitions

lance armstrong

lance armstrong's genes hold the secret to curing cancer. He can sweat out cancer and crap out tumors. Every exwife of Lance Armstrong has cancer because he can actually will it into people's system. The friction from Lance's bike powers Zeus's lightning bolts. No matter where you are and no matter where lance is he will beat you in a race to anywhere.

Lance Armstrong ejected cancer from his body so forcibly that a testicle shot off.

by RocktheJordan August 16, 2006

macguyver

to make a pipe/bong out of daily goods.

I can macguyver a water bottle, some duct tape, and some tin foil into a hella pipe

by rockthejordan September 18, 2006

fisticuffing

Fisticuffing is the way real men fight. With arm fully extended and bouncing slightly. Zeus was known to fight in this style as well as wyatt urp.

I was fisticuffing with someone and I beat their ass.

by RockTheJordan June 21, 2006