Definitions by Rock Hard

beevalot 

A word which describes and old, tired, crotchety, mean, angry, incontenent, flatulant, stinky, Hamms Beer drinking, inbred, Deliverance watching, retarded, Geritol swigging piece of dung. Part of the family of Fuzz.

Oh bro please clean up your yard!! I just stepped in some beevalot damn man!!

beevalot by Rock Hard October 21, 2005

Beaverfuzz 

A small fur bearing rodent that can swallow tube snake whole.
A lightly tufted python goblin.
The slightly retarded youngest son of Ward and June Cleaver.
A short, ugly, not so clever member of the Castor family.
A close relation to the beevalot.

I really need to get me some Beaverfuzz or I'm going to explode.

Beaverfuzz by Rock Hard October 21, 2005

TheGlove 

A Rubber, or Condom, or Prophylactic.
And abbreviation for GayLove.
Used to bitch slap those that are deserving of such treatment.
Resident Pit Bitch and or Pillow Biter.
Sven's personal ass-istant and hand warmer

I can't get no love unless I'm wearing TheGlove.

TheGlove by Rock Hard October 21, 2005