ennuikend

A scenario in which a person should be excited for the weekend but is not. This usually carries throughout the weekend, resulting in a really boring, listless and ultimately pointless two days off.

I ate my shredded wheat with Future Spoon, had a cup of coffee, watched a couple Hobo With a Shotgun trailers and heard The Final Countdown on the way to work today. Still not feeling it. I guess it's going to be an ennuikend.

by Robot Loves Zombie April 26, 2011

Cheeseburger Conundrum

Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the following is asked:

If you shat out a perfect cheeseburger, not made of shit, but an honest to god cheeseburger, would you eat it?

The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.

1. "I asked my doctor about the Cheeseburger Conundrum and he said he'd only do it if he could get an enema first."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 29, 2009

Bonerqueasy

The tingling sensation in the abdomen which accompanies an erection born of deep desire and lust.

I got all bonerqueasy as soon as I saw that her robot collection was bigger than mine.

by Robot Loves Zombie July 09, 2014

motorscrote

The act of pushing one's face between the space where testicles meet scrotum and swinging one's head from side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brbrbr" sound.

I knew it was true love when he gave me a motorscrote. The top of my balls are still numb!

by Robot Loves Zombie December 18, 2015