Robiginal's definitions

Albuquerque

A magical faraway place where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer and the towels are oh so fluffy, and the shriners and the lepers play their ukeleles all day long and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel.

"I knew I should've taken a left turn at Albuquerque"

by Robiginal October 25, 2025

They

The people who say things that you're supposed to know about.

"You know what they say: all toasters toast toast!"

by Robiginal October 26, 2025

Error 508

What you get when you look at the definition for "recursion"

"Hey, can you help me tie this knot?"
Computer: Error 508

by Robiginal October 27, 2025

LOWERCASE

A TYPE OF LETTER NOT BEING USED IN THIS DEFINITION

"TEXT LOOKS LIKE IT'S SHOUTING IF YOU DON'T USE LOWERCASE LETTERS"

by Robiginal November 17, 2025

Nijika

For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle. For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy. For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism. For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation. For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.

"May Nijika grant us grace eternal"

by Robiginal November 17, 2025

proper noun

Nouns that should always be capitalised

"Wait, shouldn't the words I write definitions for on Urban Dictionary only be capitalised if they're a proper noun?"

by Robiginal January 30, 2026