Definitions by Robert longwood

Jefferson Starfish 

When you're so drunk you just flop on the bed in a starfish formation and you listen to a number of classic band like Jefferson Starship.

My partner is so pissed at me, I came home a little tipsy last night and Jefferson starfished on the bed and they had to sleep on the couch. Apparently, there wasn't enough space with me like that.

Jefferson Starfish by Robert longwood June 13, 2025

Sandwich Slam

When a couple are about to have sex but never got condoms. They find the next best thing, a sandwich bag.

Damn babe, I'm all out of condoms.... I do have some sandwich bags though. Let's do the ol sandwich slam!

Sandwich Slam by Robert longwood June 13, 2025