Definitions by Robert Stephenson

statistically significant others

enough ex-boyfriends/girlfriends to constitute a valid scientific study (more than 30).

You'd better stay away from Pamela; she's got statistically significant others.

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The condition of brutality towards/lack of fear of organized religion a person experiences after converting to atheism.

In tonight's news, three Jehovah's Witnesses were found eviscerated after attempting to minister to a spiritually feral male.

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