Robert Paulson's definitions

squishing

The act of 2 fat lesbians scissoring. The excess folds suction to one another coupled with moisture resulting in a squishing sound.

When her fupa met mine the squishing was bound to happen.

by Robert Paulson June 6, 2018

swinging hammer

A refernce in the Red Hot Chili Pepper's song "Dani California" possibly refering to Communism or being a Communist.

"Poppa was a copper and'a momma was a hippie
In Alabama she was swinging hammer..."

by Robert Paulson July 9, 2006

spunk fisting

A woman swallows a load then pukes the cum onto her fist and fists herself to get pregnant.

Greg's mom conceived by spunk fisting.

by Robert Paulson May 27, 2016

funk

An incorporal entity of undeniable contemporary cool, typically sought after by the bored or uncomfortable. Makes any social situation less awkward, and always comes with music.

This is lame. Where the funk at?

by Robert Paulson July 16, 2008