Robert Michael Hensel's definitions

belly stab

Laughing so hard your stomach starts to hurt.
To laugh uncontrollably till the point it causes pain.
Laughing pains.

That joke you told the other day was such a belly stab.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

Bloody zipper

To get a part of the body caught in ones zipper causing the skin to bleed.

I was in so much of a hurry for work this morning that I ended up giving myself a bloody zipper.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

appliance bashing

To pound, hit, or bang on a non working appliance, in hopes of
getting it to work again.

I'm always appliance bashing when things around the house all of a sudden stop working.
Appliance bashing is a good stress reliever.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

Star Snappers

A term Associated with Paparazzi.
A celebrity hound.
Any Press that follows Celebrities around in hopes of catching that one of a kind shot.

Celebrities are always on a constant look out for Star Snappers.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

green booger

Any person who strongly believes in global warming and the greenhouse gas theory.
To be overly environmentally conscience.
One who takes green living to a whole new level.
Al Gore.

Al Gore is considered to be the biggest green boogers of them all.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 20, 2008

ghetto penning

One who writes about ghetto life.
To document ones experience of living in the inner city.

The rapper begins ghetto penning his thoughts into lyrics.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008

Step back

Back Off!
Get out of my face!
Move Away!
Remove Yourself!
Get away from me!
Leave!

Yo Man, you better step back.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008