Robert Michael Hensel's definitions

a hasselhoff

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.

I was drag racing my Friend the other day when I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

belly stab

Laughing so hard your stomach starts to hurt.
To laugh uncontrollably till the point it causes pain.
Laughing pains.
Something that is funny.

That joke you told the other day was such a belly stab.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Tammy Faye

The act of applying large amounts of makeup to the face.
One who wears too much makeup.

My mother looks just like Tammy Faye with all of that makeup on.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Black meal

The act of burning food.
Over cooking a meal.

My wife cooked us another one of her famous black meals again.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Money wheels

An expensive ride.
Another name for luxurious car or truck.

He came rolling up in his money wheels.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008

Rappism

The knowledge of Rap.
The history of Rap.
Any information pertaining to Rap.
The documetation of the Rap culture.
Rap history.
The collection of...

Rappism has continued to collect over the years thanks to the contributions made by past and future artists.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 9, 2008

Driend

The passing of a close Friend.
A Friend who has died.
Someone you are no longer Friends with.

#1. I just lost my best Friend to a drunk driver. You forever be missed my Driend!

#2. Jessica is no longer my Friend, she is now my Driend.

by Robert Michael Hensel September 25, 2009