Robert Michael Hensel's definitions

a hasselhoff

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.

I was drag racing my Friend the other day when I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Bakers Man

A Pot head.
Someone who is always smoking dope.

A Bakers Man never makes the grade.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008

Fatz

One who thinks their all big and bad.

You think your so fatz.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008

Tammy Faye

The act of applying large amounts of makeup to the face.
One who wears too much makeup.

My mother looks just like Tammy Faye with all of that makeup on.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

RDV

*Abbreviation for "Race Driven Voters."
*Race Voting.
*To make ones skin color the top priority when casting a Vote for President.
*Any Election that is steered by Race alone.

The 2008 Presidential Election may be decided by the RDV.
Sadly, the RDV have turned this whole election into what is to be know as The Great Ethnic War.

*The 2008 Presidential Election may be decided by the RDV.
*Sadly, the RDV have turned this whole election into what is to be know as The Great Ethnic War.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 11, 2008

shake da dice

To take a chance.
Give something a try.

You should really shake da dice with that girl,cause you never know.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008

Carpet Waltzing

One who paces back and forth.
Someone Pacing the floor.

My Husband was up all night last night, carpet waltzing.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008