adolescent adult

An adult who never grows up.
A Person who acts like a kid.
One who acts very immature for their age.
A big kid.

Sometimes my dad can act like a real adolescent adult.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

Micro minutes

The time it takes to heat something up in the microwave.

How many more micro minutes till dinner?

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

abilitizing

flaunt ones abilities.
Showing off in front of others.
brag.

My best Friend is always abilitizing in the company of others.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

Driend

The passing of a close Friend.
A Friend who has died.
Someone you are no longer Friends with.

#1. I just lost my best Friend to a drunk driver. You forever be missed my Driend!

#2. Jessica is no longer my Friend, she is now my Driend.

by Robert Michael Hensel September 25, 2009

Phone Hounds

Bill Collectors.
debt collectors.
Collection agencies.

Those phone hounds have been ringing my phone off the wall all day now.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

Computeritis

A condition in which the legs and buttocks become numb and tingly due to the lack of movement while sitting in front of a computer for a large amount of time.
The lack of blood flow allowed while on the computer.

I sat in front of the computer so long I got computeritis

by Robert Michael Hensel April 21, 2008

A Fonzi

A old time greaser.
An over the hill hood.

Hey, check out the old guy, he's a fonzi.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008