Definitions by Robert Michael Hensel

Morning Cookies 

Extreme nausea and vomiting.
A condition associated with morning sickness.
A sign of being pregnant.

My girlfriend has been suffering from morning cookies for a few days now.

Morning Cookies by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

Phone Hounds 

Bill Collectors.
debt collectors.
Collection agencies.

Those phone hounds have been ringing my phone off the wall all day now.

Phone Hounds by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

Internet Marriage

Someone who suffers from an internet addiction.

My husband spends so much time on the computer, it's almost like an internet marriage.

Internet Marriage by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

Bedroom Musk 

The smell associate with sex.

It smells like bedroom musk up in here.

Bedroom Musk by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

handiparking 

Any able bodied Person that knowingly parks in a handicap parking space solely for the purpose of making it more convenient and handy to them.

Any able bodied Person that gets caught handiparking will surely get a ticket.
If you park in a handicap parking space without any sort of proof of disability, you are considered to be handiparking.

handiparking by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

belly stab 

Laughing so hard your stomach starts to hurt.
To laugh uncontrollably till the point it causes pain.
Laughing pains.
Something that is funny.

That joke you told the other day was such a belly stab.

belly stab by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

a hasselhoff 

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.

I was drag racing my Friend the other day when I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.

a hasselhoff by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008