lotocoti

laughing on the outside, crying on the inside
An acronym designed for when either: 1- Something is superficially very amusing but actually quite depressing; or 2- Someone finds something which would ordinarily be quite tragic to be unreasonably amusing and wants to give the impression that they aren't totally soulless.
1. Jack: Well I would've rogered your mum, but I didn't want to get aids!
Jill: Damn,... lotocoti... (Jill actually has AIDS)

2. Jill: So last weekend I was skydiving with my bff Jan, and her chute didn't open!

Jack: ROFL... err my bad, lotocoti!
by Robert Goodwin September 08, 2009
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WAMPP

Dude, thanks to your WAMPP you be getting by in life with such ease.

You want some WAMPP? I'll give you a whomp and claim victim when the cops show up - because the magic and tragedy of WAMPP is that it doesn't care whether you want it or not, you either got it or you don't.
by Robert Goodwin January 16, 2025
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