Definitions by Robert Bob Jones

rustic 

having sex with a girl while she is on her period

Bob Jones: I had rustic sex with Susie last night. We ruined her new white sheets.

rustic by Robert Bob Jones August 27, 2009

kkbj 

Krispy Kreme Blow Job - the act of receiving a blow job while eating a Krispy Kreme donut

Phil: Last night Kristine gave me a KKBJ. It was perfect; I had just bought fresh Krispy Kreme donuts.

kkbj by Robert Bob Jones August 27, 2009