Definitions by Robert Bob Jones

rustic

having sex with a girl while she is on her period

Bob Jones: I had rustic sex with Susie last night. We ruined her new white sheets.

Krispy Kreme Blow Job - the act of receiving a blow job while eating a Krispy Kreme donut

Phil: Last night Kristine gave me a KKBJ. It was perfect; I had just bought fresh Krispy Kreme donuts.