Rob Rabies's definitions

Attack Rows

Lines of increasing baldness on either side of the scalp. As they advance like the Red Army through eastern Germany, the only life left behind are a few wispy stragglers.

I was worried about my hair thinning, then I saw John's attack rows.

by Rob Rabies March 16, 2010

dobbed

To get punched in the back of the head when you weren't expecting it. The term originated in Kirksville, Missouri.

We were bored the other night, so we went to some random party and dobbed a bunch of shitbags.

by Rob Rabies May 4, 2008