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Josh Carlson

Sleeps like a woman

My gf does the Josh Carlson

by Rob Carlson January 7, 2021

Wookie Pits

Female armpits that either have never been shaved or haven't been shaved in days or weeks.

Boyfriend: "Whoa, honey! When was the last time you shaved your pits?"
Girlfriend: "I dunno...a few days ago, I think. Why?"
Boyfriend: "You got some serious Wookie Pits going on there!"

by Rob Carlson March 11, 2007