Roasted beans's definitions

Stanistan

A fictional country created by the Reddit map community, consisting of every country ending in Stan uniting

(Sometimes Pakistan.)
The countries include: Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Pakistan*

Redditor: I believe all Stan countries should unite to make Stanistan
Al-Quaeda: That would cause a civil war
Redditor: who cares

by Roasted beans March 1, 2022

Ancestry.com nerd

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.

*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?

by Roasted beans March 2, 2022

emcnwjd

A random string of letters I randomly clicked to make a “word”.

Can I have a emcnwjd?

by Roasted beans June 19, 2023